ian dicko dickstick fiddle diddle dick in your mouth for a finger up your backside – don’t mind if i do! dickson, whilst reviewing björk’s – sometimes pronounced byork, sometimes pronounced correctly – latest album says: creativity is ok. which is a relief really. a blessing and a curse perhaps, because the pressure’s on now.
the woman at centrelink says: we need the original. more now than ever before, wouldn’t you say! every melody sounds like she’s singing it for the very first time. glorious! we’ve got it then. but what we want, is something you can hum(mer) to. as you do the chores around the house. i think the flange is most definitely worthy of respect. how dare you question it. what? the falange? oh, and i suppose the woman at centrelink wasn’t making a statement on aesthetics. they’re all falanges down at centrelink though. i’ll play their fandango in a minute. dance around the office with a dicko dickfinger pickle for lunch!
at the end of the day, God said: creativity is ok.
at the end of the second day, gOd said: we need the original
at the end of the third day, goD said: bring back the mona lisa.
and there was (f)light.
