oh my god, we gotta get the form in straight away put a deposit down tomorrow i’ll write the references myself and get the bosses to just sign them make them sound like i didn’t write them both myself strongly recommending but not too much not gushing they won’t believe gushing anyway they just want solid they want dependable reliable financially secure is it really a good suburb do i want to live there yeah yeah yeah it’s great i’ll go to the bank and withdraw the money before work you call them in the morning we’ll make a comprehensive list of things to ask stupid questions get stupid answers send pat an email what if he’s not into the suburb no time for that now there are young couples with their children waiting just waiting to take us on you get the baseball bat go for the knees the kneecaps are one of the weakest points on the body you won’t kill them, but you’ll lay them out for a while the last thing they’ll want to think about is fillling in property applications they’ll take at least a few weeks off yeah go for the kneecaps hard and crisp, pop!