looks like honours is now booked in pending any major disaster with griffiths university’s department of absolute shit courses. hopefully, at some point before tuesday, i will actually be able to enroll, and maybe even attend my first week classes.
i went to my first ever auction today, and was outbid for the only thing i wanted. lesson learned: try to get the bid two increments before what you’re able/willing to pay, that way, you should be able to at least make a bid that is as high as you can go (eg. your limit: $20. bid on 10, the other person bids on 15, you bid on 20, then they outbid you or they don’t. alternative: they bid on 10, you on 15, them on 20, they get the thing for 20 bucks.)
i was however entertained by the bidding war on the ornamental jade wang (realistic girth, length and curvature [to my eye anyway] circumcised, with scrotum attached) which went for $85. a good price for an ornamental wang, i thought.
