most nights, when i’m about to go to sleep, i don’t even bother removing half the detritus from my bed beforehand. i just push it all over to the far side of the mattress and never even notice it’s there. and i think to myself: god, i’m so glad i don’t have to share this big bed with the person i love all the time. that sure would be a hassle, having to share this nice bed with the person i love. and i think about all the poor saps out there who have to share their beds with people they love. every night. poor bastards, i think to myself.